WAIT WAIT, DO TELL ME.

A few things.

1)
I will win. You can play the gender card all you want, but I am going to win. I will be prom queen. Because if you can play the gender card after having harbored a homosexual in your home (claiming it as cool points, later), and flirting with other girls consistently, you deserve to lose. And lose to me. I'm going to win because I am conceited enough to think that people like me better, and know that they do. And if you really wanted to make this a popularity contest, that's just what the fuck it'll be.
Also, just hearing what you'll say to me afterward. Priceless. I can't wait to hear the cliche bullshit you try to tell yourself, and your friends.


2)
I GOT ON THE PROCTORED TEST LIST.
I WILL GRADUATE, I WILL.