Thank you, Megan. [Also, also]

Don Henley lyrics to utter for every occasion:

-Some of these are slightly doctored for ease of use in conversation.

"All you want to do is dance, dance, dance."

(All She Wants to do is Dance)

"Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here."

"Kick you when you're up, kick you when you're down."

"Just leave well enough alone, eat your dirty laundry."

"Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies."

"I'd love to cut you down to size."

"Give me dirty laundry."

(Dirty Laundry)

"I lost me, and you lost you."

"The more I know, the less I understand."

"I think it's about forgiveness."

"I got a call today, that I didn't want to hear, but I knew it would come."

"I'm learning to live without you now."

"The more I know, the less I understand."

(Forgiveness - The Heart of the Matter)

"I won't give up so easy."

"Who do you think I am?"

"I'm gonna tear it up." "We're gonna tear it up."

"I will not go quietly."

"I will not lie down."

(I Will Not Go Quietly)

"I've been a lot of places, I've seen a lot of things."

"I was flying back from Lubbock, and I saw Jesus on the plane, or maybe it was Elvis. You know, they kinda look the same."

"If dirt were dollars, I wouldn't worry anymore."

"Now, baby, have you got no shame?"

"This brave new world gone bad again."

"These days the buck stops nowhere, no one takes the blame."

"Evil's still evil."

"If dirt were dollars, we'd all be in the black."

(If Dirt Were Dollars)

"In a New York minute."

"Everything can change."

"When happily ever after fails."

"We'll sit and watch the clouds roll by."

"This is the end of the innocence."

(The End of the Innocence)

"This is the last worthless evening that you'll ever have."

(The Last Worthless Evening)