Okay.
So this is Claire, the all-around, intimidating senior on camp(us), chump news reporter, yearbook copy writer, Pokemon master.
I am a cancerous sheep, out with the electric triangles, waiting in the wings with my cartoon junkies and LIT floozies. I love me some vegetable tempura, non-shiitake, with the tempura sauce. But no, seriously.
I'm graduating this year. This is my first time with the paper, and the yearbook.
Every year I hear people say to me, "ZOMG, WE'RE SO NOT MEETING OUR DEADLINES AND THIS IS SO STRESSFUL SO I WILL BELITTLE YOUR WORK ON LITERARY MAGAZINE AND EVERYTHING ELSE YOU DO AT DAVINCI BECAUSE YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND MY YEARBOOK PAINZ." This is for you, publications burnouts. I don't understand your yearbook pains. I can write copy and make color boxes. And B.S. layout until my eyes fall out.
And I'm chief editor of the literary magazine. Suck it.
...Just kidding.
This is pretty unprofessional.
That's why it's an introduction.
Are you still here? Hang up and try your call, again.
In other news, the Suncrest Service Unit's Summer Carnival is now selling tickets. Do you have any younger sibblings who enjoy pointless carnival games? Do you enjoy pointless carnival games? Are you interested in girl scouts but not a girl scout?
I can hook you up.
(shameless plug)
In other other news, I need to get rid of girl scout cookies.
Anyway, I'm outz.
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